25 Things A**holes Love to Say

RustyBuckler Published 11/05/2021 in Funny

We all know that one person who loves to be the a**hole. Here are some cliche phrases from r/AskReddit that you've probably heard every asshole say.

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'Trust me' Used almost as a filler even for trivial things. -u/MidoriHisui
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"Respect has to be earned." So your default approach with people is to treat them as if they are undeserving of respect? Cool. Cool cool cool. -u/AmnesiaLab
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“My Truth” -u/Ordinary-Reaction519
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"Only god can judge me" -u/ArachWitch
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Do you know who I am??? -u/JedLeland
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asks you why something happened “Don’t give me excuses” -u/Throwaweigh40
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When you call someone out on their toxic behavior and they respond with... “That’s just the way I am.” -u/meispissed
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I'm an Alpha. Or anything related to it. -u/Ciellan
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"Don't you know that the customer's always right?" -u/irish_mutt
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I'm brutally honest -u/MrBananaStorm
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“Just saying” (after saying something completely inappropriate, ignorant, or unintelligently giving their personal take on a controversial trend they know little to nothing about) -u/alcanreddit
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“It’s for your own good.” -u/MackeralSky
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"Because I can." After being asked "why?" -u/Bambooozaler
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With all due respect...proceeds to be massively disrespectful -u/crunchevo2
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Can't you take a joke? -u/hyperdream
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"Nobody asked you." -u/_levelfield_
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“I need to speak to your manager” -u/TheSchemingColorist
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Sorry, not sorry. -u/Pump_Up_The_Corduroy
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You tell them about something that you're going through and they reply with "I've been through worse." -u/Agent52real
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“You should smile more” -u/ridayy
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“I can’t say that these days or I’ll have to go to HR!” (Laughs) -u/sappho-ire
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“I’m just kidding” -u/beanacounter2trucker
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“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc., but…” -u/ChronoLegion2
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“Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign]” -u/Groundbreaking_Roll9
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You’re so sensitive -u/ThrowAway0ZACH

1.
'Trust me' Used almost as a filler even for trivial things. -u/MidoriHisui
2.
"Respect has to be earned." So your default approach with people is to treat them as if they are undeserving of respect? Cool. Cool cool cool. -u/AmnesiaLab
3.
“My Truth” -u/Ordinary-Reaction519
4.
"Only god can judge me" -u/ArachWitch
5.
Do you know who I am??? -u/JedLeland
6.
asks you why something happened “Don’t give me excuses” -u/Throwaweigh40
7.
When you call someone out on their toxic behavior and they respond with... “That’s just the way I am.” -u/meispissed
8.
I'm an Alpha. Or anything related to it. -u/Ciellan
9.
"Don't you know that the customer's always right?" -u/irish_mutt
10.
I'm brutally honest -u/MrBananaStorm
11.
“Just saying” (after saying something completely inappropriate, ignorant, or unintelligently giving their personal take on a controversial trend they know little to nothing about) -u/alcanreddit
12.
“It’s for your own good.” -u/MackeralSky
13.
"Because I can." After being asked "why?" -u/Bambooozaler
14.
With all due respect...proceeds to be massively disrespectful -u/crunchevo2
15.
Can't you take a joke? -u/hyperdream
16.
"Nobody asked you." -u/_levelfield_
17.
“I need to speak to your manager” -u/TheSchemingColorist
18.
Sorry, not sorry. -u/Pump_Up_The_Corduroy
19.
You tell them about something that you're going through and they reply with "I've been through worse." -u/Agent52real
20.
“You should smile more” -u/ridayy
21.
“I can’t say that these days or I’ll have to go to HR!” (Laughs) -u/sappho-ire
22.
“I’m just kidding” -u/beanacounter2trucker
23.
“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc., but…” -u/ChronoLegion2
24.
“Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign]” -u/Groundbreaking_Roll9
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You’re so sensitive -u/ThrowAway0ZACH